"Look here, Salvatore, you hired me to bushwack the loco that was hauling in the town's supply of non-dairy milk sub and that's exactly what I did! It's not my problem that you were looking to score 20 cases of Rice Dream! Sounds like it's time to hire some better snoops. And what the hell's wrong with Almond Milk, anyway!? We're not talking SOY here, you SOB! I want my pay and I want it now! So fork over my Goji berries and quinoa or you'll be looking at the business end of an Almond Breeze colonic!"